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February 11, 2010 | ||||||||
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I gonna pick the first round. Here. | ||||||||
| # | TEAM | POS. | PLAYER | SYNOPSIS | ||||
| 1. | Carolina | SP | Jake Peavy, Chicago White Sox | Or Roy Halladay | ||||
| 2. | New York | SP | Roy Halladay, Philadelphia | Peavy if Carolina goes Halladay | ||||
| 3. | Oakland | SP | Steven Strasburg, Washington | Duh | ||||
| 4. | Atlanta | SP | John Lackey, Boston | Duh. Again. | ||||
| 5. | Raleigh | OF | Magglio Ordonez, Detroit | My Grammy hits better than that outfield | ||||
| 6. | Oakland | OF/1B/2B | Dustin Ackley, Seattle | Why? Cuz they can | ||||
| 7. | Chicago White Sox | SS | Miguel Tejada, Baltimore | Manny needs a buddy | ||||
| 8. | Atlanta | OF | Desmond Jennings, Tampa Bay | Granderson, Maybin & Jennings, Oh my! | ||||
| 9. | Bellmore | SP | Aroldis Chapman, Cincinnati | Could be good pitcher this year. Could be crap | ||||
| 10. | Oakland | OF | Julio Borbon, Texas | Need backup for All-Injury outfield | ||||
| 11. | Oakland | RP | Billy Wagner, Atlanta | I flipped a coin. Two hundred and seventy-six times. I came up wit' this | ||||
| 12. | Bermuda | 1B | Chris Carter, Oakland | Mebbe Garrett Jones, mebbe Gary Carter. Mebbe Nell Carter | ||||
| 13. | Las Vegas | 3B | Kevin Kouzmanoff, Oakland | Mebbe Teahen, but he's gay | ||||
| 14. | Lancaster | OF | Austin Jackson, Detroit | Dude's named like dude on General Hospital | ||||
| 15. | Lancaster | SP | Max Scherzer, Detroit | I gotta dead pony that could make this staff | ||||
| 16. | Scottsdale | RP | David Aardsma, Seattle | This is my dead pony | ||||
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There are my picks. Only twelve of 16 teams have first round picks. Four teams suck. Before ya start cryin', remember- I ain't no expert. That's it. Don't nobody write me no letters. Singe | ||||||||