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All aboard, mateys, the Good Ship Ace is about to set sail (Anyone starts singing the Love Boat theme is getting their butt thrown overboard!). This week's column is devoted to yours truly reviewing each teams' haul in this past week's World Famous C.R.A.B.S. Free Agent Draft. Lest anyone objects, let's drop anchor and begin, starting with the top 5 drafts according to that World Famous Free Agent Draft Reviewer. Uh, that would be me. DAVIS YANKEES- Well, lordy be, I told the world a few weeks back that this team needed Johnny Damon. Lo and behold, who did they get? Ichiro Suzuki. Oh yeah, they got Damon, too, but WOW! What a haul! Damon and Suzuki will light this baby's fire any day of the week! It doesn't stop there, sailors, as the Yank's added Ken Caminiti to provide some power off the bench.
LAS VEGAS- Some might scoff at this pick, but those bucco's are probably littered with scurvy. If you've been reading my column- and if you haven't, what the hell's wrong with you?- you'll know that this team is my pick as the next (first?) C.R.A.B.S. dynasty. I know, I know, they finished dead last in 2000, but this team is loaded with exceptional talent at every position.
OAKLAND- After barely missing the playoffs last year, the Athletic's needed a little retooling. Namely catcher, thirdbase, and a decent designated hitter/third outfielder. The catcher part they got down nicely with young buck Ben Petrick, who should slide right into the starting role. Rico Brogna and David McCarty were the best they could dig up at DH (Irrelevant if Adam Piatt lives up to his press clippings), but at thirdbase they got zilch. Nada. Nothing. SP Jon Garland and OF Peter Bergeron were nice future talent pickups.
SCOTTSDALE- With Albert Belle having retired to the front office (Media Relations Director), the Hawkeye's needed to fill some BIG shoes quickly. Enter Todd Hollandsworth and Alex Ochoa. Not Albert Belle- Hell, not even Derek Bell!- but lacking a real shot at Johnny Damon, it was the best they could hope for.
MAINE- After last year's Free Agent Draft booty propelled them into the World Series, anything but a repeat this year would be a disappointment. Take heart, all you Crustacean fans, there's no Hampton or Hernandez, but it wasn't too bad. The rotation got the finishing touches on the overhaul started last year, with Cal Eldred, Chris Holt, and Paul Abbott coming aboard.
That's all the room I'm allotted this week, gang. Come back Friday, and I'll review the other five teams' drafts- including one stinkeroo! Until then, bucs, Aces everyone…. |